It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
What do I get from revealing that I’ve never been to a Denny’s, have only even seen one a handful of times in my life, thought they were fictional for years as a kid thanks to only ever seeing them referenced in shows, and admitting my only experience with their menu is someone clumsily hitting on my oblivious self using metaphors that I was eventually informed are based around Denny’s menu items? Do I lose my citizenship or do I become some kind of Super-American? Because I can work with either one of those.